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One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards
Pune in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her
grand ma.With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software
engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very
dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that,” The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed
my grand daughter!
But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy.”

PM thought that,” I can’t believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But
it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake”

That girl thought that,” I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel
sorry that my grand ma has slapped him”.

Finally, the Software engineer thought?
“This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes…because, at a
time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM.”

One day a man came to see the Prophet Muhammad (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam). It seemed that he was trying to solve something but couldn’t quite work it out. So he asked the Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam). ”Tell me, O Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam)!” I have many relatives and many friends whom I love, and whom I wish to care for and help. But I often find it difficult to decide which of them has the greatest claim upon me? Which of them should come first?” The Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam) replied immediately, ”Your mother should come first and before all others.”

The man was very pleased to have this clear guidance from the Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam). But of course there were all his other relatives and his friends, so he asked ”and after my mother, who has the greatest claim upon me?” The Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam)’s reply this second time surprised him. ”Your mother!” he said again.

The man wondered why the Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam)was repeating himself. Perhaps he had not spoken clearly, the man thought, so he asked the question again, ”What I want to know is, after my mother, who has the greatest claim upon me? Again the Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam) said ”your mother!”

Your mother, your mother, your mother!

The Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam) had now said it three times. Slowly, the man realized why he had done so. ”The Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam) means that my mother is extremely important, so much so that my duty to her must be stressed over and over again. Even so, the man’s thoughts ran on, ”what about all the others I love and wish to care for?” Still uncertain and wanting to know more, he once again turned to the Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam) and said, ”and after my mother, who comes after her? Is there anyone besides her?” The Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam) then replied ”after your mother, your father.” ”And then?” asked the man. ”Then people who are nearest to you,” said the Prophet (Salallah-o-Alaeh-e-Wasallam).

A man had a little daughter-an only and much-beloved child. He lived for her ~ she was his life. So when she became ill and her illness resisted the efforts of the best obtainable physicians, he became like a man possessed, moving heaven and earth to bring about her restoration to health.

His best efforts proved unavailing and the child died. The father was totally irreconcilable. He became a bitter recluse, shutting himself away from his many friends and refusing every activity that might restore his poise and bring him back to his normal self. But one night he had a dream. He was in Heaven, and was witnessing a grand pageant of all the little child angels. They were marching in an apparently endless line past the Great White Throne. Every white-robed angelic tot carried a candle. He noticed that one child’s candle was not lighted. Then he saw that the child with the dark candle was his own little girl. Rushing to her, while the pageant faltered, he seized her in his arms, caressed her tenderly, and then asked: “How is it, darling that your candle alone is unlighted? “Father, they often relight it, but your tears always put it out.”
Just then he awoke from his dream. The lesson was crystal clear, and its effects were immediate. From that hour on he was not a recluse, but mingled freely and cheerfully with his former friends and associates. No longer would his little darling’s candle be extinguished by his useless tears.

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??” The other replied, “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m

still paying for it.”

#CASE 6

Young son : “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad : “That happens in most countries son.”

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.”

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the Husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

#CASE 12

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classified : “Wife wanted”. The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : “It is I who made my husband a millionaire. “

“And what was he before you married him?” the friend asked. The woman replied, “A Billionaire. “

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what’s this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on
his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time
for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh …..God…. …

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The Government of India wants your help. It has invited the public to suggest a symbol for the Rupee. Just as the Dollar is universally denoted by $‚ the government thinks the Rupee should also have its own unique symbol that captures a sense of India’s history and culture.Listed below are 19 suggestions from ET’s team of designers. Please vote for the one you find best. ET will present all these symbols ‚ along with the ET viewers’ preference‚ to the Ministry of Finance . And‚ if you don t like these and have a symbol of your own to offer, mail it to us at editoret@indiatimes.co.in So hone your design skills and choose the right symbol for the Rupee.

Reference: The Economic Times

Unemployment in the US has jumped to its highest level since 1983 after employers cut 663,000 jobs and workers’ hours to the lowest on record, government figures have shown.

The US Labor Department reported the rate leaped to 8.5 per cent in March and revised its figures for January to show job losses of 741,000, the biggest decline since October 1949.

The economy has shed 5.1 million jobs since the US went into recession in December 2007, with about two thirds of the losses occurring in the last five months, the department said on Friday.

Many experts have said the recession is the worst economic crisis since the 1930s.

The average working week shrank to 33.2 hours from 33.3 hours, which analysts have said could mean lower production and income, damaging the economy further.

Barack Obama, the US president, said the figures were a “stark reminder” of US
economic woes.

“Obviously, this is hitting the United States hard,” Obama said as he addressed the global economic downturn during a joint press conference with Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, ahead of a Nato summit there.

Despite the news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average on Friday closed higher on Friday, climbing 39.51 points, or 0.5 per cent, to 8,017.59 points, its highest close since February 9, following optimism on agreements forged at the G20 summit this week.

Al Jazeera’s John Terrett in New York said that despite the poor unemployment data there was a feeling on the markets that the US economy was showing signs of a turnaround after better than expected auto sales and factory order figures.

Food stamps

A record 32.2 million people, one-in-10 Americans, are now receiving food stamps – the major US government programme used to combat hunger and help the poor buy food – the government said a day earlier.

The average benefit was $112.82 per person in January.

“A weakened economy means that many more individuals are turning to SNAP [Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program]/Food Stamps,” said the Food Research and Action Center, an anti-hunger group.

The stamp benefits are set to rise by 13 per cent this month temporarily, under an economic stimulus law signed by Barack Obama, the US president – an increase of $80-a-month for a household of four.

Reference: Al Jazeera

Politics is not a SERVICE anymore but a PROFESSION.

An Important Issue!

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament

Monthly Salary: Rs. 12,000/-

Expense for Constitution per month: Rs. 10,000/-

Office expenditure per month: Rs. 14,000/-

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km): Rs. 48,000/-

(eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets: Rs. 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free.

Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units.

Local phone call charge: Free up to 1, 70,000 calls..

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year: Rs.32, 00,000/-

[i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years: Rs. 1, 60, 00,000/-

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years:
Rs. 8,54,40,00,000/-

(Nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES…..

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities………
And this is the present condition of our country: