Don’t think just enjoy
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
u….
R….
always….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
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When u feel lonely & alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
i’ll take u an eye specialist !!
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If marriages are made in heaven ,
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony
why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.
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Just close ur eyes & think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking
of a fool…………
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I wrote ur name on the sands………….
it received washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……………………..
it received blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart………….
i received a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and
ends in ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r
happy so when u
need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
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Teacher : four attractive ladies r walking on the road.
change it to
exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….until you fall
in love
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SMILE – is a language of love
SMILE – is a source to win hearts…
SMILE – creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure yet think from page 15 to 26 sir….
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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, yet @ urage hitler had commited suicide